it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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