Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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