My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
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drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.