Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
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A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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