I wanna bring you to show and tell
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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