Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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