Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
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I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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