Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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