they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
ok first of all what the fuck
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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