it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
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Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
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I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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