u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i dont even know how to be here
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
not ubering you a puppy
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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