We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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