I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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