are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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