oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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