check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Randomize
