We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Randomize
