are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
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No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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