My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
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His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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