office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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