How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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