He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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