i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
