So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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