the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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