I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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