West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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