i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
its liver damage thursday
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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