Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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