I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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