I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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