It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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