check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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