I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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