i think my mom watched the whole time
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
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just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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