I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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