: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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