Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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