My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?