So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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