I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.