so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.