Sry I called you an 8
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.