So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
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I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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