That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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