I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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