but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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