Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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