I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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