btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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