her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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