I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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