Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Shame - the story of my life.
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