I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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