Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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