It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
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I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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