hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he fucked my hip out of place.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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